The crazy life of Alycia Lane

We really can't figure this one out. Apparently this stunning woman, Alycia Lane, has a thing for super-nerdy ESPN anchor Rich Eisen. I mean, she sent the dude bikini pictures of herself through e-mail.
I don't want to say she can do better...BUT SHE CAN DO BETTER!
Alycia Lane is a Philadelphia news anchor. She sent the scandalous photos to Eisen, who shares an e-mail account with his wife, ABC college football sideline reporter Suzy Shuster. What kind of dork shares an e-mail account?
"Boy do you look amazing in a bikini ... congrats!" Shuster e-mailed Lane, in an exchange that leaked out. "Whatever you're doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it — it's working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the email address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I'll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address."
Wait, it gets better.
Lane is now charged with assaulting a New York police officer.
Gov. Ed Rendell, who calls himself a friend, told sports radio station WIP-AM: "From what little I know about her entire life, she's had some difficult times, and I guess you could say some of her own making."
In 2004, Lane shed tears as she discussed her first divorce on a sweeps-week news segment with Phil "Dr. Phil" McGraw. She has had two failed marriages, one to a minor-league baseball player and one to a North Carolina businessman.
Lane got into an altercation with plain-clothes police officers, according to the criminal complaint and published reports.
Police say Lane thrust a camera in the face of a male officer who was trying to get an intoxicated man to return to his taxi. When a female officer tried to pull the camera away, Lane identified herself as a reporter — dropping a couple of f-bombs — used a sexual slur against the cop and hit her, the complaint said.
She has pleaded not guilty.
Of course we did the ground work for you and combed the Internet for those scandalous Alycia Lane bikini pictures. Without further ado, we present the fruit of our labor. Here she is in all her bikini-clad grandeur:

How's that?