12/22/2007

The slow, painful death of Ashlee Simpson's career

Ashlee Simpson is taking sucking to a whole new level. It's about that time to call it quits on the whole career thing. Why pollute the world with this stuff:



Ashlee, dear, your sister is the talented one. Both of you are beautiful, that's all you need to get anywhere in this old crazy world. And Jessica is the one raking in all the money. Just ask big sis for a cut, and spare us the suckiness.
Outta My Head (Ay ya ya) is a new low. Do us all a solid and just give up.

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