Madonna and Britney share the stage...again

What, no kiss?

Britney and Heidi create the perfect storm of suckiness

Heidi Montag told OK! she would be back "with a vengeance" after her bikini frolic video for her song "Higher" became an Internet dud.
She wasn't kidding.
Looks like she's teamed up with Britney Spears on a new track called "Dramatic."
It premiered this morning on Ryan Seacrest's radio show on 102.7 FM in L.A. this morning.
We listened to it so you don't have to. Just take our word for it, it sucks worse than you can imagine.

Tidbits

She may be known as the wholesome young woman from Oklahoma who won "American Idol" in its fourth season, but Carrie Underwood is proving she can get down and dirty with a new sexy style.
Fox's words, not mine. But, man, are they ever right on.

Natalie Cole: Amy Winehouse didn't deserve to win Grammy awards

Britney Spears skips Grammy awards, teaches kids to dance

Britney and Madonna still on top

The results are in.
A poll done by hellomagazine.com has crowned Britney Spears as the "Most Attractive Woman" for 2007 with 29 percent of the vote.
The "Most Elegant Woman" category went to Madonna.
These people must not get out much.

Spears family circus continues

Britney Spears took an ambulance ride to a hospital after a custody dispute.
Police initially said Spears was taken to a hospital for tests to determine if she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and for a psychological evaluation after the situation.
An officer said Friday she could not confirm that or other reports that Spears was hospitalized for mental evaluation.
Officers were called to Spears' house around 8 p.m. to respond to a custodial dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, according to a Los Angeles Police Department officer.
Read more at CNN.com


Jamie Lynn Spears' 'Zoey 101' show is here to stay?
Nickelodeon set the record straight Thursday regarding rumors the network was yanking the show in light of 16-year-old star's pregnancy.
"No truth to that rumor," the show's spokesman Dan Martinsen told MTV News. "We have not made any change to our schedule."
Read more at MTV.com

Spears family year in review: Britney, Jamie Lynn and the Fed-ex, too!

The latest bombshell may be a fitting cap to what ended up being a wacky year for the sisters Spears.
Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy has raised legal questions because of Casey Aldridge's age.
Aldridge is believed to be at least 18, or possibly even 19. Jamie Lynn is currently the ripe-old age of 16. The love-birds are seen cozying up to each other at right.
If the two crazy kids made the beast with two backs in Spears' home state of Louisiana, and if Aldridge was 19 at the time, he could be charged with what the state calls "felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile."
It is defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."
If he was under 19, then he might be charged with a misdemeanor.
A spokeswoman for the Tangipahoa Parish sheriff's office in says that no complaint has been filed in the case and "no criminal investigation is currently underway."
Three months ago, when asked if she wanted to have kids, Jamie Lynn told Us magazine: "Whatever happens, happens."
That's a really cute comment for a 16 year old to make. The United States already has the highest teen pregnancy rate among the most developed nations.

Then there's big sister Brit-Brit...
Let's take the way-back machine to the year 1998. That was a decade ago. This is what Britney Spears, the budding young beauty, looked like:



Well, a lot has happened over the last 10 years. Here is a photo at, hopefully, rock bottom:



2007 will go down as the year that Britney shaved her head bald and checked in and out of rehab.
With a freshly shaved head, the Britster got the total red-ass and went crazy with an umbrella-ella-ella-aye-aye, before Rihanna made it popular. She reportedly was fighting mad at Fed-ex when he refused to let her see her boys one night. She then proceeded to go all-out berserk and started hitting an empty SUV with an umbrella.
Then there was that time when she saw it fitting to frolic around at the MTV Video Music awards in an anything but flattering bra and panties. Oh yeah, and she ran a red light with her two young boys on board...the same two children she battled ex-husband Kevin Federline over.

And possibly worst of all, this stemmed from it all:



At least we can always look back in time, when Britney was serving up stuff like this:



More Britney:
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Britney Spears Wikipedia entry
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