The Spears Saga

TMZ is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears was not paid for the exclusive interview. Yet.
The money comes into play when the baby is born.
Sources close to Britney's family tell TMZ it all started when Britney had a meltdown on an OK! Magazine photo shoot.
Britney's mom, Lynne, read the article and called OK to thank them for handling it so well.
She stayed in touch with OK!, and called them when she learned that Jamie was knocked up.
OK! reportedly has agreed to pay $1 million to the Jamie Lynn for a photo shoot when the child is born.
The story has really taken off. Repeated attempts to access www.ok-magazine.com have failed throughout the day. Apparently the site's servers have crashed from the crush of traffic.
Remember that book that Lynne Spears was writing about her super-cool parenting skills? Well, uh, now that Jamers is all preggers, that's back on the shelf.

Stewie from Family Guy just called....


"How you, uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off."

Lynne's book - "Pop Culture Mom" - was supposed to come out this spring, but a new grandbaby is brewing instead.
Mommy Spears' killer parenting skills will be unleashed to the masses some sweet day. But as of now, it is "delayed indefinitely."
Rest assured...it's delayed, not canceled.