3/14/2008

Instant celebrity: Ashley Alexandra Dupre (a.k.a. Kristen)


Being a whore pays off! Just ask 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre (a.k.a. Kristen). She went from the working girl next door to America's sweetheart overnight. Now it looks like she's gonna get rich and famous after bringing down New York's governor, Eliot Spitzer.
This is history in the making, people! She's wanted on the pages of Penthouse. Now that's classy.
Many have flocked to MySpace to check out her photos, music and biographical information. That material was removed Thursday after more than 5 million visited her page.
Why would MySpace do that? Don't they want traffic? Doesn't make any sense.
Hey, you know what would really get 'em? Nude pictures! People love 'em. Slap some naked photos of old girl on there and watch the hits pile up.
The most revealing photo we've found so far is the one in that skimpy bikini that all the television networks have plastered on their shows. Hmm, wonder why.
Free Kristen!

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