Jessica Simpson? Is that you?

Allegedly...this is Jessica Simpson on the cover of Elle magazine. You wouldn't know it though since it looks more like a caricature.
Oh, and apparently she's gone country. What's the deal with downgrading to country? Is it because it's easier to be successful in that genre? Michelle Branch did it a while back once she started going downhill in pop music. Maybe Jessica saw the writing on the wall and decided to jump in the kiddie pool of music. It's like she took her Daisy Duke character from Dukes of Hazzard and decided to make a career of it.
Sweet Kisses

Birthdays for July

Pamela Denise Anderson (born July 1, 1967) is a Canadian-born actress, sex symbol, glamour model, producer, TV personality, and author. She holds both American and Canadian citizenship.

Claire Forlani (born July 1, 1972) is an English film and television actress.

Liv Rundgren Tyler (born July 1, 1977) is an American actress and model. She is the daughter of Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler and model/singer Bebe Buell.

Jerry Faye Hall (born July 2, 1956) is an American supermodel and actress, also known for her long-term relationship with Mick Jagger with whom she had four children.

Olivia Munn (born July 2, 1982) is an American actress, model, and television personality.

Michelle Jacquet Branch-Landau (born July 2, 1983) is an American singer, songwriter and guitarist.

Ashley Michelle Tisdale (born July 2, 1985) is an American actress and singer.


Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986) is an American actress, model and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials.

Shawnee Smith (born July 3, 1970) is an American actress. As well as the many films and television shows in which she has appeared, Smith once fronted the band Fydolla Ho.

Rebecca Sara "Becki" Newton (born July 4, 1978) is an American actress. Newton is currently a regular cast member of Ugly Betty.

Isabeli Bergossi Fontana (born July 4, 1983) is a Brazilian supermodel.
Eva Gaëlle Green (born July 5, 1980) is a French actress, raised in Paris and living partly in London.

Jorja-An Fox (born July 7, 1968, in New York, New York), is an American actress.
Deidre Downs (born July 7, 1980), Miss America 2005, is an aspiring physician from Birmingham, Alabama.

Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American pop singer and actress who rose to fame in the late 1990s.

Lisa Deanna Rinna (born July 11, 1963) is an American actress. She is best known for her roles as Billie Reed on Days of our Lives, Taylor McBride on Melrose Place, and most recently the host of SoapNet's Soap Talk.

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984 in Kingston, Ontario) is a Canadian-American ice dancer.

Phoebe Cates (born July 16, 1963) is an American film actress known for her roles in several teen films, most notably Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Gremlins.

Priyanka Chopra (born July 18, 1982) is an Indian film actress and former Miss World who works in Bollywood films.

Mélissa Theuriau (born 18 July 1978, Échirolles, Isère, France) is a French journalist and news anchor for M6.


Kristen Anne Bell (born July 18, 1980) is an American television and film actress as well as former stage actress.

Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen (born July 20, 1980) is a Brazilian model. According to Forbes, she is the highest-paid supermodel in the world and also the sixteenth richest woman in the entertainment world.

Julianne Hough (born July 20, 1988) is an American professional ballroom dancer and country music singer.

Charisma Lee Carpenter (born July 23, 1970) is an American actress. She is best known for playing the character Cordelia Chase in the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel.

Stephanie M. Seymour (born July 23, 1968 in San Diego, California) is a model who has done modeling work for many well-known fashion magazines and fashion designers.

Kristin Chenoweth (born July 24, 1968) is an American singer and Tony Award-winning musical theatre, film and television actress.

Jennifer Lynn Lopez (born July 24, 1969) popularly nicknamed J.Lo, is an American actress, singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, fashion designer, and television producer.

Summer Glau (born July 24, 1981 in San Antonio, Texas) is an American dancer and actress, best known for her role as River Tam in the short-lived science fiction series Firefly and follow-up movie Serenity.

Anna Helene Paquin (born July 24, 1982) is an Academy Award-winning, Emmy- and Golden Globe-nominated, Canadian-New Zealander actress.

Elise Crombez (born July 24, 1982 in Mouscron, Belgium) is a Belgian model.

Sandra Annette Bullock (born July 26, 1964) is a Screen Actors Guild Award winning and two-time Golden Globe Award nominated American-German actress. She came to fame in the 1990s, after roles in successful films such as Speed and While You Were Sleeping.


Kathryn Bailey "Kate" Beckinsale (born July 26, 1973) is an English actress, known for her roles in the films Pearl Harbor (2001), Underworld (2003) and Van Helsing (2004).

Maya Khabira Rudolph (born July 27, 1972) is an American actress and comedienne, known as a long-running cast member on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Elizabeth Berkley (born July 28, 1974) is an American television, film, and stage actress. Her notable roles are in the television series Saved by the Bell and in the 1995 Paul Verhoeven movie Showgirls.

Lori Loughlin (born July 28, 1964) is an American television actress, best known for her role as Rebecca Donaldson on the ABC comedy series Full House.

Alexandra Elizabeth Paul (born July 29, 1963) is an American actress. She is probably best known for her role as Lt. Stephanie Holden in the television series Baywatch from 1992 to 1997.

Martina McBride (born Martina Mariea Schiff, July 29, 1966 in Sharon, Kansas) is an American country-pop music singer-songwriter.

Vivica Anjanetta Fox (born July 30, 1964) is an American actress.

Christine Joan Taylor (born July 30, 1971) is an American actress.

Jaime Elizabeth Pressly (born July 30, 1977) is an American Emmy Award-winning actress and model. She currently plays Joy on the NBC sitcom My Name Is Earl.


Yvonne Strahovski (born Yvonne Strzechowski on July 30, 1982) is an Australian actress from Maroubra, a suburb of Sydney. She is probably best known for her role in the television series Chuck.

Joanne "Jo" Rowling (born July 31, 1965) who writes under the pen name J. K. Rowling, is a British writer and author of the Harry Potter fantasy series.

The Perfect Face?

Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips...is this the perfect face?
Star morphed the celeb body parts most often requestedto create what should be the perfect woman.
Not bad.

Did the gorgeous girlfriend jinx strike again at the Super Bowl?

As if having a beautiful girlfriend like Jessica Simpson or Gisele Bündchen isn't tough enough!
First Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Now Patriots signal-caller Tom Brady. We're talking about the jinx of the hottie. And ABC News is all over this huge story!

Jessica Simpson Completes Elaborate Plan To Destroy Cowboys' Season

Could it be?
Jessica Simpson has used "her personal charms, her unique brand of cunning, and every resource at her disposal to meticulously plot the downfall of the Cowboys' 2007 season."

The Onion

Jessica Simpson look-alike throws off Cowboys quarterback

It wasn't the real Jessica Simpson, but it must have been good enough.
A Jessica Simpson lookalike named Lynsey Nordstrom was in the stands as the New York Giants beat the Dallas Cowboys in Texas Stadium Sunday.
The real Jessica Simpson caught a lot of heat because her quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo didn't play up to par when she was in attendance.
The real deal didn't show up at the game, but the New York Post "bought" (their word) Nordstrom for the game. Nordstrom, a 21-year-old nanny from Bothell, Wash., sat in the third row behind the Dallas bench.
Romo's worst games of the past two seasons came when his girlfriends were in the stands. He had a poor performance in 2006 in front of then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood. Four weeks ago, Romo again had a horrible game, with Simpson looking on from a luxury box.
The decoy Jessica is actually pretty convincing. In case you can't tell, the real one is on the left.

Best of "the Worst"

Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has been named the worst dressed celebrity in an annual list of fashion disasters.
Fashion critic Richard Blackwell, who has compiled the list every year since 1960, said Beckham stepped out in "one skinny-mini monstrosity after another."

Here's the top 10 offenders:

10.) Alison Arngrim: "...looks like a 1940s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."

9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lohan takes fashion to a new low."

8.) Jessica Simpson: "She's a global fashion curse!"

Don't get us wrong, we love Jess, but she deserves to be on the list just for those pants.

7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"

6.) Eva Green: "Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine!"


Hmmm, looks well-dresses here.

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "...she resembles a tattered toothpick - trapped in a hurricane!"

2.) Amy Winehouse: "...she's part 50's car-hop horror."

1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice!"

Posh Spice tops Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List (US magazine)

Jessica Simpson goes country

Jessica Simpson is going to the Nashville sound.
Apparently trying to channel Madonna's sound circa 1984 didn't work out.
The blonde songstress tells Billboard.com she will be involved in the creative process.
So the question on the tip of many tongues: Why country?
"I am a country girl," she says. "I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right."
Hmm. Could Carrie Underwood's success have anything to do with this sudden change of pace for Jess? Not only did she get Carrie's sloppy seconds by scooping up Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, now she's late to the country party.
The video below is the Jess-ster in her good ole pop days. Plenty of eye candy in this one.

Jessica Simpson - Public Affair

Ashlee Simpson clinging....clinging...clinging...on to her last stitch of fame

It's going to be 2008 soon, and we are still talking about Ashlee Simpson.
I'm sure she's a sweet girl, but let's face the facts:
1. She has little to no talent.
2. She rode in on Jessica's coat-tails.
3. She boosted her fame for screwing up on Saturday Night Live and by being booed at a football game performance.
4. She fixed her nose, and subsequently morphed into a hot chick.
Atrocious Ashlee stopped by the equally-atrocious TRL this week to talk about her upcoming album.
She described the sound as "cheeky, quirky and sweet."
"I wanted to do music with beats…I kind of laugh at things a lot, so you’ll hear that on the record."
No doubt there will be plenty to laugh at for listeners as well.
Maybe it's time to step aside and let big sis handle the singing. Is that too much to ask?

More on Ashlee Simpson:
Ashlee Simpson official site
Ashlee Simpson Wikipedia entry
Ashlee Simpson IMDB.com page

Wouldn't you be distracted by Jessica Simpson?!

The Dallas Cowboys are having trouble on the football field, but could it possibly be because of their quarterback's involvement with smoking-hot Jessica Simpson?
Earlier this week Terrell Owens said Jessica Simpson needs to keep her distance when Tony Romo is tending to business on the field.
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away. Other than that, she was high on my list until last week," the star wide receiver was quoted.
This was after Jessica showed up to a Cowboys game and Romo stunk up the joint.
Well, ole Terrell is taking it back now. He says it was all just a little joke.
"I tried to get (Romo) to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny. And that everything I say, the media will take it and run with it. It's not a big deal. I will try to rectify the situation between her and I."
This guy Tony Romo is on a hot streak off the field with beautiful women. He'd better keep his head on straight and make sure those hefty NFL checks keep coming in, or else he will be back to chasing down bar skanks like the rest of us poor saps!

More on Jessica Simpson:
Jessica Simpson official site
Jessica Simpson Wikipedia entry
Jessica Simpson at IMDB.com